Scruffy The Legend

Ingredients:
1 long sofa
1 fluffy comforter, quilt or similar item
1 sleeping hound dog (Beagles over 4 yr old work best)

Directions:

1. Mold sleeping hound into a ball and place on one end of sofa. Dog should be with feet towards the back rest and curved back of dog outward.

2. Remove your shoes and socks.

3. Lie face up on sofa with one foot and ankle snuggly against back of dog.

4. Cover everything with comforter. Your face can be exposed, but hound should be entirely covered.

You will awaken after a few hours. Hound will not wake up all day unless you remove cover and tell her its time to go out.

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